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i asked the trainer at the gym what's the best machine to use to impress my girlfriend- he said the atm.
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of course i know how to shut up. i just don’t know when.
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so, i just saw a spider and automatically just suddenly became a ninja
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no, i did not trip, the floor just looked like it needed a hug.
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i changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. so my blackberry just tells me when i forget.
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why is anyone still on blackberry?
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my blackberry’s email feature keeps displaying “username or password incorrect”. would you mind, oh, i don’t know, telling me which one is i
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“i want you to whisper dirty things in my ear”. okay: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
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in the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. now you just delete them off facebook. that’ll teach ‘em to mess with you.
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i speak my mind. i never mind what i speak.
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